Two pals are sitting in a pub watching the eleven-"clock news.A reporter comes on about a man threatening to jump from the 20th floor of a downtown building.One friend turns to the other and says,"I"ll bet you ten bucks the guy doesn"t jump."
"It"s a bet," agrees his buddy.
A few minutes later, the man on the ledge jumps,so the loser hands his pal a $10 bill."I can"t take your money,"his friend admits."I saw him jump earlier on the six-o"clock news."
"Me,too,"says the other buddy."But I didn"t think he"d do it again.