Joke: Ups! I Miss Him|I Miss

On their wedding night they settled into the pidal suite and the wife said to her new husband, Please promise to be gentle. I"m still a virgin.

But how can that be? the startled husband said. You"ve been married three times before.

Well, she explained, my first husband was a psychiatrist, and all he ever wanted to do was talk about it.

My second husband was a gynecologist, and all he ever wanted to do was look at it.

And my third husband was a stamp collector, and all he ever wanted to do was.... God, I miss him!