Joke: Asleep at the Office?|at the

They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

I wasn"t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.

I wasn"t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!

Amen

This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.

Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper

I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.

This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!

Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won"t wear off!

Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.